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Life in the Fast Lane

(Saturday 18 June 2016) by Rick Clot
OK, here's another one to add to my list of pet peeves. I'm out on the interstate yesterday, 65MPH and I'm doing 70 just trying to keep up with traffic and not get run over. Some jackwagon pulls up on my rear bumper and has the balls to flash his lights as if to say, "Move it pal you're in my way" like they own the road. These are the kind of stupid people you like to mess with. Sometimes I'll slow down a little to force them to go around me. Sometimes I'll wait until I get next to a big truck then I'll slow down to match the speed of the truck. That way he's forced to move over two lanes to get by you. But the best one is I'll pass up a vehicle until I'm a little less than a car length ahead and then I'll hold my position. That way you're giving this a**hole a little bit of hope but he still can't get around you. I'm demented that way. Now it's about at this point in my post that I make some kind of derogatory comment about all the morons on the road but after re-reading what I just wrote I'm starting to question who the real moron is. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I just love messing with those people who flash their lights at me.

Until Next Time,
Lovin' this driving gig,


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